chipmunksmut

Holy Crap!! It's been a while

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:38:14 GMT

So, There I was, doing a gig at Disney World, dancing my tail off and such

And would you know who showed up?!??!?!?

Ladylili herself......on her Honeymoon, no less.

Sure she doesn't call ever!! But I'm not bitter, I was glad to see her......even if she and her "Greenferret" did follow me and Chip around while we worked

But it was good to see her nonetheless.

So, anyways, I don't have much time to update....not that I ever do. Things are going good for me in Florida right now.....Chip and I are getting along although we are no longer together...Man, that Chipmunk breaks my heart

Anyhoo- I justed wanted to say Ladylili, it was good to see ya.

It's good to be back

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 23:34:43 GMT

well, I'm back...some of you may be asking yourselves "HEY! where has my favorite Smutty Chipmonk been?"

i do have an answer for that
Chip and I were hooked on "phonics"
and by "phonics, i mean drugs.

yes, my friends, the spot light and the fame got to us and were both entered into rehab. our drung of choice? mushrooms...or as i like to call them...mushrooms.

we tried to break out of rehab several times but we got caught everytime. here is a picture a local newspaper took of us during one of our failed attempts

But, after several months, lots of shock therapy and a torrid love affair between Chip, myself and a male nurse (good times!) i am back!

since then, CHip and myself have been making several apperances. This one was taken at a wild bachlorette party at a Vegas strip club

we even went on the road with our Adults Only Striptease Dance Act...we're thinking of calling it "Chip N Dale Dancers"....what do ya think? No other dance group with a name like that, i'll bet!

as for the relationship between my self nad the love of my life? he continues to play with my emotions

one minute he is with me and we're happy:

the next he "suddenly realizes" he wants a "normal" life and he's straight:

then he comes back to me and begs for me to forgive him:

right now, we've decided to take a break from eachother and date other people. Here is my current fling. his name is Percy. He's SSSOOOO dreamy:

But of curse, Chip and I still have our fun together...and with others as well..hehehe

oh, what a night that was...what hunks! i think i'm still sore!!

anyways, thats about it from me. I must get back to the set. We're doing a Trojan's Condom commercial

http://www.cs.fiu.edu/~flynnj/tv/RescueRangers/rr-chip-n-dale-real.jpg

bye bye all!

<3 Dale

new code names

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 14:46:32 GMT

last night Red Squirrel (me) and Black Chipmunk (werd) came up with new codes for people that we socialize with

- all co workers in the cubicle farm will be known as Prarie Dogs
I.E. Teal Prarie Dog

- All individuals that we do not get along with or like shall be known as Rats
I.E. Blue chipmunk's boss is known as White Rat (white for her preferance)

- all friends that we like and family members shall be known as Guniea Pig
I.E. Green Guniea Pig for Black Chipmunk

- all others that have no ral signifigance in our lives are known as marsupials
I.E. Mellon Marsupial

and this just in from the online encyclopedia : There are about 260 different species of marsupials. Most can be classified into one of six groups.

OMG, that is a lot more names we can come up with.............

oh and are official mascot is Scrat the Prehistoric Squirrel from Ice Age :)

ah, the life of a chipmunk........always getting to get tagged in some way or another

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 09:43:22 GMT

Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

1. I have "naughty" dreams of Guinea pigs wearing funny hats and playing with those bouncy superball-thingys you get from the machine in the front of a gorcery store

2. I had a ritual before every day of shooting "Rescue Rangers"....i had to spend 5 minutes doing yoga, 7 1/2 minutes chanting passages from "Chanting for Dummies", then finish by walking around the coffee table counter-clockwise exactly 3 1/3 times before doind 16 jumping-jacks

3. I tell people who i want to sleep with that my big red nose means i have a big....well, you know....it hardly ever works

4. When i'm having a rough day, i pull out one of my old trashy-romance novels and loose myself for a day in historical inaccurancies, thin plots and a busty virgin who looses herself to a man who's perfect in every physical sense except for that scar across his face that he earn in battle while trying to free his people from.....

hey, i guess Ladylili and i have something in common!

5. I like to eat nuts.....oh! i mean the kind that grow on trees...the food...like walnuts and stuff....yeah, thats it.

hummm....ok,maybe 2 things in common with Ladylili.....hehehe, i joke :P

ok, i know some have already done it or been tagged, but here it is again:

Bobbysangel, Trilliana, Wolfdaemon, La Kunoichi, Rollar56

anyhoo! remember that model i was supposed to go out with?
yeah......the rodent stood me up!!!
so after getting drunk, i called Chip because i needed a ride home....to cheer me up, he offered to go on a nature hike with me the next day
this is a pic of us and our tour guide, before we headed out for the day
funny to say, on the hike, i saw that Chip still liked blondes

as you can see, i tred to see what the big deal was about them.

oh well...i guess i'm not that into blondes.....i like brunettes...with tails
hehehe

this chipmunk must sleep......i have a big day tomorrow of throwing accorns at the rodent who stood me up while he's shooting a commercial in the park

~Dale

in the beginning, there was Chipmunk smut.....

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:23:33 GMT

Yep, thats me and my pal, Chip.
My name is Dale. I'm the one with the big red nose. I know it looks funny, but my real father was a clown. Him and my mother (who is a Chipmunkette) met one night at a Fetish Ball and I was the product of it. Other than the nose, I look like my mother. I never knew what happened to my real father, but I know that the morning after some head-banging love making, he left my mom standing by her tree and drove off in his clown-car with 40 of his closest friends.

But thats not why I'm here today. I'm here to tell you a tale about love, loss and lust.
See, Chip was moe than my pal and my best friend. He was also my lover.
Oh, the public never even suspected. We were always best friends, got into trouble and made people laugh.
We were together for many years and did many project together. We were so happy.

This is a picture of us during one of our trips. I've never been fishing (a city chipmunk, thru and thru) and Chip took me on a romantic weekend to Lake Wannahawkalugi

And this was taken with a group of our co-stars from "Rescue Rangers" and friends. The whole group of us were inseperable. They didnt judge the relationship Chip and I had.

I soon foundout, however, that Chip had been screwing around with the blonde. The affair had been going on since the middle of the first season of "Recue Rangers" and I was the only one who was clueless. That was the first time he broke my heart, but it wouldnt be the last. I distance myself from the group, after that. I quit the show and taveled the world.

I met someone while visting the beautiful, thriving town of Rock Springs, Wyoming. We had an affair to end all affairs. It was pure lust. I have never had better sex than I had with him. Sadly, we had to part ways and I moved on after 3 days. I wish I could remember his name.

I had lots of wild nights while I continued on my travels. I met some very interesting people and we did some wild and crazy things. I'll save the details, but I'm sure from the photos you can guess all the fun I had...

Thats only a few, but DAMN! good times were had. I dont think I spent a night alone during my whole trip.

However, I missed Chip. He was my first love and my best friend, so like a fool, I went back to him. I found out he was in love with another and they already had a place together. They seemed very happy.

So, what could I do? I lost him.

Thats why I am here. I plan on finding someone and settling down someday, but for now I am happy being me. Dale.
I did meet someone last night at my favorite bar, The Rusty Acorn. We're supposed to go out on saturday so we'll see how it goes. He's smart, funny and he's a model! He's SO hot!

I will let you all know how it turns out, but for now, I must go. I have a 5am casting call for an spot on Gilmore Girls. I have a walk-on role, crossing the street in front of Lukes Diner. What luck!!!

'til next time,
~Dale